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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=64 BGCOLOR="#990000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>Louis Sander</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Louis Sander"><B>Home</B></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="creations.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lous Creations"><B>Lou's Creations</B></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="background.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lous Background"><B>Lou's Background</B></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="interests.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Lous Interests"><B>Lou's Interests</B></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="othercoolstuff.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Other Cool Stuff"><B>Other Cool Stuff</B></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="sitemap.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Site Map"><B>Site Map</B></A><B>   |   </B><B>Contact Lou</B></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFCC66" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <I>Contact Lou</I><I>...</I></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=416 width="100%" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="152" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="RIGHT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 207 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="37a90c90.jpg" border=0 width="144" height="201" ALT="Louis Sander" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> <B>Lou can no longer be reached at his previous address or phone number. </B></div> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Attractive young women kept showing up with babies they claimed belonged to Lou.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The papparazzi got to be an eternal pain in the ass. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The local cops got tired of putting intruders in the slammer.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Every winter, half the alligators in the moat would freeze to death.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The lead from all the shotgun fire was starting to pollute the lake.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Fresh-killed meat for the pit bulls was increasingly hard to get.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The bodyguards wanted to break off from the Teamsters and form their own union.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">The CIA and FBI had WAY too many taps on the phone lines.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Innocent callers got tired of being questioned and intimidated by agents. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c826262600.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">So Lou joined the witness protection program, got an unlisted phone number and ZIP Code, and took his address off the web site.</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="mailto:Louis@Sander.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Louis@Sander.com"><B>Click Here to Send Him an Em</B></A><A HREF="mailto:Louis@Sander.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Louis@Sander.com"><B>ail</B></A></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>